Oglas

V življenju nas dnevo presenečajo, šokirajo ... ponudba, novice - 
takšne in drugačne.

V Londonu je vrst presenečenj veliko in super, da sem nekatera stestiral.
Med rahlanjem zemlje pred zimo 

se mi je en test pritihotapil v misli;

opravil sem ga ...

Hi,

I am looking for someone (ideally male) who will accompany me during my off work times for few hours, 

i have very creative ideas, the ideal person's task will be to write down my ideas then later on elaborate on them and present to me several outcomes and possible utilization of my ideas, help me up dress and pick clothes for various events so i do not spend valuable time. Deal with the food by ordering different dishes everyday because i dont like eating the same continuously, when i want to have sex he/she should be always ready for it, choose nice decorations for my room, change how the rooms looks monthly.

Pay rate is £20 per hour. Mostly working hours, flexible I guess.

As for me, I am a professional 22 year old male, in the fashion business, i like leaving simple and fast, i care very much about people's feeling so i try my best to treat everyone nice. The adress you see on the map is incorrect do not try to visit me!

You can request my phone number if you like to talk to me in person, I will really appreciate it if you send a picture with your application, and please don't send multiple applications i promise i will go through all of you. A good CV showing your skills is a good start. No experience required.

Regards,
Alan

Hi, Alan.

Your add has really caught my attention and would like to became your PA.

I would love to meet you over a coup of coffee.

My name is VaL.

I'm from Slovenia, 29 y old, am in London already for three years. 

I have a great passion for fashion and am a keen photographer.

At present i work for   .

Looking forward to get to know you.

Regards, VaL

... neuspešno.

Kaj pa vem, zakaj ni bilo odziva.

Za leta sem se mu res da na lep način zlagal, kot tudi 

da sem passion for fashion. 

Mu preko fotografij nisem dišal, bil prestar?
Je fante čutil, da oglasa nisem vzel resno?

Je sklepal, da za seks nisem vedno na razpolago? 

Ponovno prebiram predstavitev in ugotavljam, da sem bil, četudi neresen, 
skop z opisom veščin.